i eat men like air

I’ve just discovered that I’ve been misspelling ’separate’ wrong for my entire life. This shouldn’t bother me, but all I can imagine is every time I’ve ever used it in an essay, or during an exam, and now I want to crawl under a rock.

EDIT: Apparently it is ‘seperate’ (the way I normally spell it) because Google is recognising it? I’m so confused, waa. 

oops, I ‘accidentally’ stayed up all night watching Tilda Swinton movies.

today in English Lit I got a cramp in my chin from yawning, and it hurt so my friend asked me if I was okay. I started pissing myself laughing because who gets a cramp just from yawning? Then I turned around and the entire class was watching me, op.

also, cider at 11AM in the sun is nice.